I swear you guys will LOL at this!
Here are a few of my favorite Random Archufacts:
#7 When David Archuleta looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can
never be a second David Archuleta.
#16 Contrary to popular belief, David Archuleta, not the box jellyfish of northern
Australia, is the most dangerous creature on earth. Within 3 seconds of
hearing his voice, a human female experiences the following symptoms:
fever, blurred vision, rash, sweating, and the sensation of being repeatedly
kicked through a car windshield.
#20 Teddy bears are threatening a strike because David Archuleta is getting more hugs than they are.
#32 It takes Rachel Ray 30 minutes to cook a meal. It takes David Archuleta
2.1 milliseconds to cook Rachel Ray into a thud burger.
#34 Rearranging the letters of David Archuleta spells A CLEAR DIVA: THUD!
#35 Unlike Luke Skywalker, David Archuleta doesn’t need to “use The Force.”
David Archuleta is The Force.
#36 David Archuleta once played tennis with a wall. David won.
#77 David Archuleta actually isn’t short; you only perceive him to be so
because your mind cannot handle that much awesome.